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vex
vibe coder

// aliases: 4trc · trc · trcvex (depending on how many people are chasing me)
~$ █

I don't write code. I negotiate with the compiler until it surrenders. Self-taught via trial, error and Stack Overflow at 3AM. If it compiles — it was skill. If it crashes — it was the vibes.

view_my_crimes/ github >_
vex@trcvex: ~/portfolio
$ whoami → vex (aka 4trc, trc, trcvex — depends on the wanted poster)
$ ls skills/ → C++ AutoHotkey Batch Lua luck
$ npm install self-esteem → WARN: package not found. Proceeding without it.
$ sudo make me a sandwich → ok. (the only command that never errors)

>_ skills.exe

// honesty: 100%

[VIBE CODING]

My main language. I describe what I want, the AI does the work, I take full credit. This website? I wrote... one line. Maybe.

proficiency420%

[C++]

My skillset: loops, ifs, cout, cin and variables. That's it. That's the whole resume. I made a DLL injector with tools I don't fully understand — do NOT ask me how.

levelcout & cin enjoyer

[AUTOHOTKEY]

Plot twist: I have zero AHK skill. I copied someone's YouTube tutorial 1:1 and it worked. Does that count as programming? Legally, no. Morally, also no.

levelctrl+C national champ

[GOOGLING]

10+ years of experience. Copy, paste, pray. The sacred trinity of modern development.

levelmaster

[DEBUGGING]

Step 1: it works on my machine. Step 2: rewrite everything. Step 3: blame the vibes.

levelconsole.log enjoyer

[PROMPT ENGINEERING]

I ask ChatGPT nicely and it delivers. Sometimes adding "please" fixes the bug. True story.

levelcertified

>_ classified_projects

// 100% written by vibes
🧩PRJ_001 // C++

Resource-Extractor

Lightweight Windows PE resource extractor with native EXE/DLL enumeration, embedded-format & AutoHotkey payload detection, checkbox-based extraction and ZIP export. Sounds professional because I copied the description from myself.

C++PE filesMITactually serious
>_ inspect_source
⌨️PRJ_002 // AHK

TinyTask

The original TinyTask vanished from the internet, so I "rebuilt" it. By which I mean I paused a YouTube tutorial 47 times and copied every line like a medieval monk. Full disclosure — it's in the README.

AutoHotkeymacrosYouTube was the real dev
>_ inspect_source
💉PRJ_003 // C++

GoofyInjector

Prosty, amatorski i open-source injector DLL standardową metodą. The name says "goofy", the code says "please don't look at me", the heart says "it works tho".

C++DLL injectiongoofy certified
>_ inspect_source
🧹PRJ_004 // Batch

CleanStartUp

Auto-start script that deletes junk files and flushes DNS. My PC cleans itself better than my room ever will.

BatchfileDNS flushautostart
>_ inspect_source
🔓PRJ_005 // AHK

viragemacrocrack

Just Virage Macro but crack. Paying for a macro? In this economy? Absolutely not. Also AHK skill still at 0%, I just edited strings and hoped.

AutoHotkeyfree real estate
>_ inspect_source
🎮PRJ_006 // Lua

ExeZak-v2

A level 7 executor for Roblox. Yes, "level 7". Yes, that sounds like a CN anime rank. The v2 in the name implies v1 existed. We don't talk about v1.

LuaRobloxv1 was a crime
>_ inspect_source

>_ live_deployments

// uptime: emotional support only
https://cytatyfranka.vex.is-cool.dev/

Cytaty Franka

Frank's quotes database, updated live. Frank says things. I write them down. Society benefits. A true public service.

STATUS: FRANK IS SPEAKING
https://www.vex.is-cool.dev/

Cytaty Franka — mirror #001

The same site, but with "www" — because Frank's quotes are so important they need redundancy. If one server dies, the legacy of Frank must survive. This is basically the ark of the covenant.

STATUS: MIRRORING (99.9% uptime, 100% Frank)

>_ opsec_protocol

// threat_level: delusional
cat /home/vex/opsec/checklist.txt

[ VEX'S CERTIFIED OPSEC GUIDE™ — free, like my subdomain ]

01. My threat model: the NSA, my ISP, and Frank (he knows what he did).

02. My DMs are so secure even I don't open them. Inbox zero is a security strategy.

03. I use a different password for every site. It's the same one, but I feel different about it.

04. VPN, TOR, 7-country proxy chain... or McDonald's WiFi and hope. Budget OpSec is still OpSec.

05. Keeping a low profile — proof: this entire website about me.

06. If the feds raid me, they'll find a folder called "definitely_not_malware". Lawyer-approved* (*lawyer was not consulted)
"You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it." — some CEO in 1999, and me, every morning, in the mirror
0
ONLINE ALIASES
0
REAL NAMES USED
0
% PARANOIA LEVEL
0
FEDS IN MY WALLS

>_ whoami.txt

// read_at_your_own_risk
They call me vex. Or 4trc. Or trc. Or trcvex — depends on the day. I'm the guy who doesn't know how to program, yet somehow has six repositories on GitHub. The AI writes the code, I provide the vision, vibes and questionable decisions.

My stack? C++ (loops, ifs, cout, cin, variables — that's the whole toolbox), AutoHotkey (copied a YouTube tutorial 1:1 and prayed), and Google (that I mostly live in). My development process is simple: break things → panic → ask AI → pretend it was the plan all along → repeat.

People say "you can't just vibe code your way through life". Watch me.
"It works on my machine." — me, right before deploying to production
0
GITHUB REPOS
0
BROKEN BUILDS
0
STACK OVERFLOW VISITS
0
BUGS I ACTUALLY FIXED

[ FATAL ERROR ]

You just found an easter egg. Unfortunately, the developer who could explain it... doesn't know how to program. He asked the AI. The AI said: "you're on your own."